- He has no face.
- He tells me it’s ok to kill people
- She stares at me from the ceiling
- The man in the Easter Bunny costume loves me so much
- I talk to her through the mirror
- When you leave, she crawls out of my closet on all 4’s
- When I take a bath, he comes out of the water
- She says she’ll take me away with her one day forever
- He has no arms or legs
- She’s bloody and she cries all the time
i may not be the best person in the world but at least i’ve never been the asshole who sticks gum to the undersides of tables and chairs
im putting free wifi on my gravestone so people will come visit me
♡ when ur crush texts u cute things like “who is this” and “how did u get this number” ♡
Listening to a girl moan and orgasm, has to be one of the hottest things I could ever hear.
Listening to a guy moan is also incredibly hot.
Hearing the microwave go off when it’s done cooking my pizza rolls is SO HOT.
it sucks being the ugly quiet rude sarcastic emotionally unstable friend with the attention span of a goldfish
i’ve never read something so accurate
- Papa (via alles-grau)
"i’m straight," dean winchester tells himself as he goes down on cas
"he’s straight," disgruntled viewers tell themselves as dean trips over tables nervously while a guy flirts with him and also pointedly doesn’t say he’s not interested
if you make fun of the kids that sit by themselves at lunchtime then i hope you know YOU ARE THE BIGGEST FUCKING ASSHOLE IN THE ENTIRE WORLD