when I’m old, kids will think I’m so ancient because it’s like ‘Holy shit you were born in the nineteen hundreds’
We’ll be the last humans to be born in a year beginning with “1”
(Quelle: hungarian, via end-of-nowhere)
When you’re stressed you eat ice cream, cake, chocolate, and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelt backwards is desserts.
(Quelle: whenmomentsblog, via i-need-weed)
i got a new laptop and now i dont have any reaction images saved anymore
why are people reblogging this
Mom: Can I see your tumblr?
Me: WHAT TUMBLR?! *throws laptop out window, runs to airport, moves to Mexico, changes name to Pepito*